EricSmith

r0bbstark: my preferred pronoun is khaleesi

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:16:16 -0400

r0bbstark:

my preferred pronoun is khaleesi

221bec: sabrinagrimm: EVERY CHARACTER HAS FLAWS PLEASE REMEMBER THAT PLEASE PLEASE excuse u but I...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:00:13 -0400

221bec:

sabrinagrimm:

EVERY CHARACTER HAS FLAWS PLEASE REMEMBER THAT

PLEASE

PLEASE

excuse u but I have an objection

Today I was walking down the street when a girl with a thick non-english accent stopped me suddenly...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:06:51 -0400

Today I was walking down the street when a girl with a thick non-english accent stopped me suddenly and asked me for a cigarette. At first I didn’t understand her, and in a panic, instead of taking out my headphones, I took off my glasses. I am way too awkward.

creamsodafantasy: Men use planned parenthood too

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 08:37:20 -0400

creamsodafantasy:

Men use planned parenthood too

nitr4m: adidasfactory: She wait 9 months for her moment Only...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 07:18:40 -0400

nitr4m:

adidasfactory:

She wait 9 months for her moment

Only thing I like that’s from her.

Photo

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 07:07:48 -0400

fuckyeahretailrobin: When a customer says they’re never...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:01:19 -0400

fuckyeahretailrobin:

When a customer says they’re never shopping at the store again because they didn’t get their way~

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GUYS

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:55:54 -0400

I’m in London right now. What?

hollowgrin: sqrt-1: awesomephilia: (via) F U C...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:54:41 -0400

hollowgrin:

sqrt-1:

awesomephilia:

(via)

F U C K ? ? H ? ? O N ?

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

She is a queen

broadway-aradia: i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:50:51 -0400

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

unintentional-enchantment: lesserjoke: BEST. THING. EVER. oh...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:49:50 -0400

unintentional-enchantment:

lesserjoke:

BEST. THING. EVER.

oh my god I’m crying. if you never do anything else with your life, watch this.

I can’t even. also- SPOILER ALERT

Iconic

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:46:02 -0400

Iconic

marasbazaar: Best inspirational quote on the internet

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:28:24 -0400

marasbazaar:

Best inspirational quote on the internet

"Men are taught to colonize at the age of 5 through games like cops and robbers cowboys and..."

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:36:16 -0400

“Men are taught to colonize
at the age of 5 through
games like cops and robbers
cowboys and indians
at the age of 8
we are given helmets
and told to hit each other on the head with it
bleed but do not bleed
cut but do not cry
be a man, join the military
die for your country
and if death comes to you
look it in the eye and say:
bring it on, mother-fucker, I fear nothing

but intimacy.

When it comes to intimacy
men quiver like fault line
crumble like cities.

What walking contradictions are we called men…”

- Mark Gonzales, As With Most Men (via czarinna)

TW: Personal story about me and actually knowing about sports

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:40:06 -0400

I saw this girl I work with at Walmart today looking at Bruins swag. I went to say hi to her, and after chatting a bit, she turned to me and said “I don;t want to buy Bruins Eastern Conference Champs stuff until we win it”. For all those who don’t know, the Bruins already won and are playing in the first game of the Stanley Cup as I type this. So I said “Uh..what?” and she just said in the most dismissive tone, “I know, it probably just all sounds like sports to you”. I could not even deal with her.

Actual picture of me practicing my flute

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:36:25 -0400

Actual picture of me practicing my flute

Photo

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:28:57 -0400

reasons why i love social media

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 01:34:07 -0400

reasons why i love social media

sodamnrelatable: “Let stand in microwave after cooking.”

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 01:26:11 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

“Let stand in microwave after cooking.”

computerheroboy: Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 00:49:14 -0400

computerheroboy:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.